June 2012
May 2012
twated:
I haven’t heard anyone saying they’re excited about the Queen’s jubilee except for old ladies and adverts
threepac:
no seriously don’t make a video montage of you and your boyfriend/girlfriend because let’s be honest nobody cares if you sat on a sofa together
killself:
i want to change my last name to .jpg
taylorefayejohnson:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
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Is it wrong I probably have more romantic feelings toward my girlfriends cat than her?
dorothy-cotton:
British men are so perf-
I WISH I WAS FROM ENGLAND IT’S SO-
I bet it’s so much nicer in Britain than Amer-
I BLOODY LOVE TEA AND THE QUEEN lol the british are so cu-
i want to find a cute british guy like benedi-
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO